deci m-am chinuit juma de ora sa-i omor... nenorocitilor... erau doi... acum pot sa ma culc linistit :D ma simt asa fericit de crimele comise...

Queens of the Stone Age – Mosquito Song

Eurotrip

vorbeam cu cretu ieri si mi-am adus aminte ca a zis ca pentru el, in ce priveste comediile, Eurotrip are nota 10... l-am revazut si eu... so:

Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam’s finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
—
Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches?
—
Scott: [In German] My German is ill, but I can understand you if the speaking is slowly.
Gunter: [In German] German! I have been driving for 3 days without sleep, and I’m wired on schnaps, Benezine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Jenny: What did he say?
Scott: He said he’s driving... something.
Scott: Berlin ?
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin...
Scott: He says he’s going to Berlin.
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin... I’m going NOWHERE NEAR BERLIN !
Scott: Get in the car... Berlin, here we come !
Gunter: [In German] I’ll drive this car off a cliff before i go back to Berlin.
—
(in Bratislava)
Scott: Is there a train to Berlin soon ?
Slovak guy: Yes there is... they’re building it now !
—
Jamie: [getting a blowjob] You really love cameras.

EDIT: credits-urile cu faza geniala din Amsterdam:

nota 9 (for a comedy)

am trei lucruri de explicat:

.1 de unde acest post... azi suntem in 7 iulie 2007, pe scurt 07.07.2007, mai pe scurt 7.7.7

.2 de unde poza... citeam pe un alt blog ca datorita datei, azi e ziua bateriilor 777 bestiala asta... as mai adauga ca poate sa fie ziua si boeingurilor...

.3 de unde titlul... am ascultat zilele astea o melodie... The Pixies – This Monkey Is Gone To Heaven, unde exista versurile: if the devil is 6, then god is 7

Décalage Horaire

-un film cu doar 2 personaje efective...
–Juliette Binoche superba... mai frumoasa decat in Chocolat...
-filmul e comedie dar majoritatea lui doar am zambit, mai putin la o faza unde am ras in hohote (incerc sa o descriu):

erau ei doi in camera de hotel, el da drumul la televizor si se nimereste pe un canal porno... schimba repede canalul, nimereste la o defilare militara si imediat ea zice: “lasa-ma te rog sa ma uit doar doua minute...” el ce face... se uita intrebator si mirat la ea si schimba canalul inapoi pe porno... la care ea: “MAIS NON !” si de abia acum se prinde el si schimba inapoi la defilare... trebuie vazuta faza, e pe la minutu 33...

EDIT: iata faza:

nota 8

The Man In The Iron Mask

good enough... splendid actors...

nota 8.50