inca un puzzle terminat... inceput cu cretu acu fix 2 saptamani, inainte sa ne uitam la Stardust...

discutia noastra:

Cretu: “Ba, tie chiar iti place puzzle-ul asta ?”
Eu: “Mah, l-a adus taica-miu sa-l fac, nu l-am cumparat eu.”
Cretu: “Ma gandeam eu”
Eu: “Auzi ma, da cine a fost tipa asta Mona Lisa ?”
Cretu: “Ma... era o femeie... pe care o stia Da Vinci probabil”
Eu: “O fi fost curva lui. Da asta n-avea nevasta ? Ce o fi zis aia cand a vazut tabloul cu alta ?”
Cretu: “Ma, cred ca Da Vinci i l-a dat lu taica-tu ca sa nu-l prinda nevasta-sa cu el”

Walk The Line

nu-mi vine sa cred cat de frumos a fost filmu asta. viata lui Johnny Cash... bine, bine da cat de bine s-o redai ? mai bine decat a trait-o ? DA !

toate melodiile din film sunt interpretate de Joaquin Phoenix si Reese Witherspoon, atat de perfect ca suna de cateva ori mai bine decat cum le cantau Johnny si June acum 40 de ani... asta da oscar meritat

un absolut must-see... mai putin daca esti manelist, dar daca esti manelist mai bine te duci si te impusti ca n-ai ce cauta in general pe blogul meu sau mai general... in viata

am facut un medley cu toate melodiile din film... happy listening... sunt superbe

• – Jerry Lee Lewis: God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said don’t touch it. He didn’t say touch it once in a while; He didn’t say take a nibble when you’re hungry; He said don’t touch it! Don’t think about touchin’it, don’t sing about touchin’ it, don’t *think* about singin’ about touchin’ it!
  – Jerry Lee Lewis: We’re all going to hell for the songs we sing!
  – June Carter: And what about me, Jerry Lee; am I going to hell too?
  – Jerry Lee Lewis: No, June, you’re beautiful.
  
• – Johnny Cash: Tell me you don’t love me.
  – June Carter: I don’t love you.
  – Johnny Cash: [grinning] You’re a liar.
  – June Carter: I guess you ain’t go no problems then.
  
• – Johnny Cash: It’s all right, it just happened.
  – June Carter: Just happened?
  – Johnny Cash: Yeah.
  – June Carter: You wear black ’cause you can’t find anything else to wear? You found your sound ’cause you can’t play no better? You just tried to kiss me because “it just happened?” You should try take credit for something every once in a while, John.
  
• – June Carter: Ya’ll so drunk. Ya’ll can’t walk no line.
  
• – Vivian Cash: John, whats with the black? You look like you’re goin’ to a funeral!
  – Johnny Cash: Maybe I am...
  
• – Warden: Try not to sing anything that reminds them that they’re in prison.
  – Johnny Cash: You think they forgot?

nota 9.50 (10+ pentru Joaquin Phoenix si Reese Witherspoon)

Bob Dylan & Paul Simon – The Sound Of Silence (live 1999)

(ce chitari pe inceput, ce armonie)

Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
’Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turn my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

“Fools”, said I, “you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence “

Secrets of an Undercover Wife

lol, nici poster n-am gasit la el... am crezut ca e vreo comedie... s-a dovedit (cica) un thriller (cert) low-budget

singurul, dar singurul lucru bun in filmu asta a fost Shawnee Smith (daca va uitati la serialul Becker, era Linda) care a dus in spate absolut tot filmul, si a jucat prea bine pentru cat merita filmul

nota 6.50

din ciclul “fedeti-fa de treaba foastra”

prezentam urmatorul afis mirobolant prezent intr-o sala de laborator... nu am nimic cu tipu care l-a scris, nu prea il cunosc dar stiu ca e baiat bun, dar... afisu e prea tare... multumim Ioanei pentru poza la comanda

• 1. Faceti programare/rezervare pe mail (obligatoriu). [da, normal, daca n-ar fi sala goala permanent as intelege, dar nici rugati nu vin studentii pe acolo]
  
• 2. Cand terminati ce afeti de facut, dati log off. [afem multe de facut]
  
• 3. Daca sunteti ultimul din sala, inchideti sala si aduceti cheia la A416. [bun, nimic rau aici]
  
• 4. Daca sala A416 este inchisa, bagati cheia de la A413 pe sub usa de la A416. [e practic, da e prea funny]
  
• 5. Nu dezmembrati calculatoarele sau placile FPGA. [in cazu asta nu afem multe de facut]
  
• 6. Manevrati cu grija placile FPGA. [jur ca cand cad pe jos, le ridic cu mare grija]
  
• 7. Persoana de contact: Vrinceanu Mihai... [chiar ne intrebam...]
  
• 8. Telefon de contact: 0727 764 398 [hi5]
  
• 9. Stiu expresia: “Nume prostilor pe toate gardurile”, insa asta este un perete. [asta e geniala, pacat ca e scrisa prost, dar e geniala]
  
• 10. Legea lui Ohm: Eu sunt om cu tine, tu esti ohm cu mine. [de fapt era invers, dar ma rog]
  
• 11. Aceasta sala este o favoare pentru voi, nu o obligatie pentru noi. [ma abtin de la comentarii, il rog frumos pe Costin sa se abtina si el de la orice i-ar trece prin cap]
  
• 12. Daca exista ceva nespecificat in acest regulament si voi considerati ca acel lucru este permis implicit, chiar daca reprezinta rea-vointa din partea voastra, atunci nu este permis. [ce ? n-am inteles nimic]
  
• 13. Nu scrieti cu pixul pe acest afis ! [incepand de acum]]