Blood Diamond

deci daca dicaprio continua sa joace numai in filme din astea eu il sterg de pe lista actorilor care mi-au placut si il reneg complet...

asta e un body of lies un pic mai bun (de fapt body of lies e un blood diamond un pic mai prost), in loc de talibani e cu africani...

nota 8

Malèna

monica bellucci... e incredibil de greu sa fii atent la altceva in afara de ea... este perfecta... asta e si ideea filmului... foarte bun de vazut cand esti la liceu... ce vremuri :D

filmu e ok in general, are cateva sclipiri izolate dar per total e mai mult un tablou vizual (pentru barbati, of course)... femeile nu pot fi decat invidioase...

Renato Amoroso: I pedaled as fast as I could... as if I were escaping from longing, from innocence, from her. Time has passed, and I have loved many women. And as they’ve held me close... and asked if I will remember them I’ve said, "Yes, I will remember you." But the only one I’ve never forgotten is the one who never asked... Malena.

legat de dvd... l-am cumparat cu saptamana financiara... nu stiu ce treaba au astia sa scoata dvd-uri cu ziaru, o fi de la criza, daca cu euro nu se mai descurca macar sa vanda filme... eh, eu intotdeauna m-am plans de calitatea dvd-urilor de la ziare... uite asta a fost facut aproape perfect... imaginea 16:9, calitate foarte buna, nota 10 pentru asta... singurele defecte au fost carcasa de carton (pai se poate bai "financiarilor ?"), reclamele la ziar de la inceputul filmului (deh, vicii) si sunetul in 2 canale (asta n-am inteles-o, ce era asa greu sa puna sunetu in 5 canele ? ce-i drept nici n-ai nevoie in filmu asta)... in rest un dvd bun, o sa mai iau de la ei... maine mai apare unul... Bandits...

nota 8.50 (10 pentru monica bellucci)

saptamana asta m-am uitat la Benny Hill... nici nu mi-am dat seama pana acum cat a fost de genial... o mare parte din episoade sunt destul de simple, poate chiar plicticoase... dar are cateva momente de geniu pur...

"if your nose runs and your feet smell... you were born upside down"

"blow your mind... smoke dynamite"

"this is rabbit meat... actually is a little horse too... half rabbit, half horse... fifty-fifty... a rabbit and a horse"

"-i’ve never been this insulted in my life
– that’s because you don’t get out very often"

"-i got a girl pregnant
-my god harry, it’s the third time this year... and it’s only january 4th"

"my grandma put her teeth backwards and ate half her head before we could stop her"

"- why are you so late ?
– i was followed home
– and that’s a reason to be late ?
– he was walking very slow"

"- now listen to me you son of a bitch... if you lie to me i will hang you... and if you tell me the truth i’ll throw you to the crocodiles... do you have anything to say ?
– you’re gonna hang me"

"did you know that there’s a million to one chance that there will be a bomb on your plane, and a million million to one chance that there will be two bombs on your plane... so to be safe, always take a bomb with you on the plane"

"my parrot died when he was hit by the flu... as flu was driving the bus"

"what do you call a dog with no legs ?... it doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway"

Sex Drive (Unrated Edition)

un eurotrip combinat cu american pie... marele lui pacat e ca nu aduce nimic original... doar le copiaza pe anterior mentionatele...

e destul de amuzant, dar nu foarte... prima jumatate e destul de plictisitoare dar devine mai bun spre sfarsit, cu un moment absolut hilar la final (cand se bat toti si vine politia)...

nota 8.50

Marie Antoinette

mi-a fost frica sa nu fie ca posterul... din pacate, este ca posterul... iar kirsten dunst nu-mi place absolut deloc... este pur si simplu urata... da asta e, cand te cheama asa, e greu sa ajungi o femeie frumoasa...

singurul lucru bun din filmul asta este jason schwartzman... singurele scene ok din film au fost cu el in patul matrimonial...

filmu are 2 ore... putea foarte bine sa aiba 20 minute... in restul nu se intampla absolut nimic...

[about marie antoinette, queen of france]: "the people of france are starving. when the queen found out they have no bread to eat, do you know what she said ? she said "well, let them eat cake"

nota 7.25