Død snø (Dead Snow)

un horror norvegian cu zombie nazişti... râzi de te caci pe tine...

filmul este atât de prost încât este absolut ideal de văzut cu mai multă lume, să faceţi mişto de tot ce se petrece în el... bestial de comentat... mai ales a doua jumătate...

trailer:

nota 6

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cel mai genial comment pe care l-am văzut vreodată la vreun film pe imdb:

In the scene where the hot chick bangs the chubby fella in the toilet, does she, actuelly, y’know, lick his fingers which, not a miunute or so earlier, he has been using to wipe his behind?

I was watching this with my kids (Brandon 6, and Sara-Lee 10), and I was like, did he just do what I think he did kids? Sara thinks so, but Brandon aint so sure. We rewound it a couple times too.

great parenting băi... după asta presupun că v-aţi uitat la Throat Fucking sau American Bukkake ca să fie totul complet...

iată şi un răspuns la comment:

Studies show that if the parents watch “violent” films with kids and explain it to them, they end up being normal adults.

şi ultima replică, genială:

“Thank God my mother rewound that scene of a girl sucking faeces of a fat bloke’s finger for my benefit!” they’ll say as they go to collect their Nobel Prize.

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

de când văzut Cop Out am zis că trebuie să revăd toate filmele lui Kevin Smith... după Mallrats a urmat ăsta...

filmul este o bijuterie a cretinului obscen absolut ridicol, genial de hilar...

total nerecomandat cretinilor, una din cele mai bune comedii...

Jay’s Angel: “That’s it kid, put the dick down”

nota 9

nici benny hill nu ar fi regizat-o mai bine...

deci copilu ăsta cred că salva prinţesa din nivelul 8 în câteva minute

College Humor – Retarded Tests

did you just call me retarded ? / no, i just diagnosed you retarded

aseară, domnişoara Magda s-a gândit să-mi dea un link (Grammar Nazis) să ne râdem un pic... am stat până pe la 3 dimineaţa să tot văd filmuleţe cu ăştia... dintre toate mi-au plăcut în mod special astea două...

College Humor  – Your Mother

your mom is so obese that she’s actually perspiring mayonnaise
that sound you’re hearing is coming from her belly button, it’s seems to have formed an echo chamber
she works at the movie theater, she’s one of the screens
she’s on both sides of the family
she fell in love once, but she broke it
does she have an emergency contact ? / well, there’s Wendy’s
when she tried to sit up before, she rocked herself to sleep
i’d like to run some more tests, take some x-rays, i actually contacted nasa to coordinate some of their satellites
that would be 11 am in your mother’s other time zone ? / it depends

it would probably take you two trips to take her home / i’ll be early

i strongly suggest contacting the city hall about getting your mother her own zip code
we’re trying to find her vagina / roll her in flour and find the wet spot