Eurotrip

vorbeam cu cretu ieri si mi-am adus aminte ca a zis ca pentru el, in ce priveste comediile, Eurotrip are nota 10... l-am revazut si eu... so:

Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam’s finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches?
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Scott: [In German] My German is ill, but I can understand you if the speaking is slowly.
Gunter: [In German] German! I have been driving for 3 days without sleep, and I’m wired on schnaps, Benezine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Jenny: What did he say?
Scott: He said he’s driving... something.
Scott: Berlin ?
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin...
Scott: He says he’s going to Berlin.
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin... I’m going NOWHERE NEAR BERLIN !
Scott: Get in the car... Berlin, here we come !
Gunter: [In German] I’ll drive this car off a cliff before i go back to Berlin.
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(in Bratislava)
Scott: Is there a train to Berlin soon ?
Slovak guy: Yes there is... they’re building it now !
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Jamie: [getting a blowjob] You really love cameras.

EDIT: credits-urile cu faza geniala din Amsterdam:

nota 9 (for a comedy)