The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

destul de original, genul de film care nu e facut pentru gloata proasta... plin de chestii micute idiotice asamblate frumos... bill murray e un mare actor cand incearca... faza cu seiful...

Steve Zissou: Esteban was eaten!
Klaus Daimler: Is he dead?
Steve Zissou: Esteban was eaten!
Klaus Daimler: He was bitten?
Steve Zissou: Eaten!
Klaus Daimler: [shocked] He was swallowed whole?
Steve Zissou: No! Chewed!
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[a woman asks a question about the shark Zissou is hunting]
Festival Director: [translating] That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
Steve Zissou: Revenge.
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Steve Zissou: Can you hear the Jack Whales singing?
Ned Plimpton: [Tanker goes off] Beautiful. I wonder what they’re saying.
Steve Zissou: Well actually that’s a Sludge Tanker over there...
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Steve Zissou: Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I’m the only one? What’s the deal?
—
[on Eleanor]
Alistair Hennessey: We’ve never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I’m half gay.
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Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin’ stole it, man.
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Jane Winslett-Richardson: [about her baby] In twelve years, he’ll be eleven and a half.
Steve Zissou: [pause] That was my favorite age.
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Steve Zissou: This bull dyke’s got something against us.
Ned Plimpton: I don’t think she’s a lesbian. She’s pregnant.
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Jane Winslett-Richardson: I’m going to have to start locking my effing door.
Steve Zissou: It was locked, I kicked it in. Why don’t you just curse like other people?
Jane Winslett-Richardson: Because I’m trying to get out of the habit before I have my fucking baby!
—
Oseary Drakoulias: Oh, bloody hell! You listen here, mate!
Ned Plimpton: Can I interrupt for a second?
Oseary Drakoulias: Who the blazes is that?
Ned Plimpton: It’s me, Ned. Maybe this is nothing, maybe it’s something. I don’t know what your problems are, I don’t know... but I just inherited $275,000. Would that amount make any difference?
[silence]
Oseary Drakoulias: What sort of expression is the lad wearing on his face?
—
[while robbing Alistair Hennessey’s underwater sea-lab]
Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou: All right, just make sure we steal the backup.
—
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: I think it’s criminal that Steve allowed this to happen, by which I mean illegal. We’re being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.
Klaus Daimler: I hear what you’re saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.
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[Steve opens the safe which contained Ned’s inheritance money, but finds it to be empty, with a hole burned on the other side]
Steve Zissou: That’s it. I’m retired.

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