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  • Andrei Gheorghe, 38
  • Bucureşti, România
  • Work: Infineon Technologies
  • School: Fac. de Electronică şi Telecomunicaţii

 

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November 25, 2022 - 20:20

Adi

Cine mai explică acum că dacă nu egalau ecuadorienii, "olandejii" conduceau in c...

posted on “dacă nu egalau englezii, danezii ar fi condus în continuare”


June 20, 2022 - 20:18

Cătălina

Nişte angajaţi ai Urban Serv sunt foarte mândri de ei şi în ziua de astăzi pentr...

posted on mud


May 24, 2022 - 14:33

logical

există şi nişte bonus pack-uri în joc, dacă faci nişte achievementuri primeşti u...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 24, 2022 - 14:31

logical

regula de cinci secunde a devenit mult mai periculoasă de când cu pandemia... nu...

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


May 24, 2022 - 14:27

logical

şi ca fun fact, nici măcar nu este primul chirurg din echipa Rapidului... am avu...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 24, 2022 - 14:25

logical

eu merg aproape sigur pe varianta b. pentru că e destul de uşor să verifici că a...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 21:17

Specter

Am văzut şi eu trailerul mai demult. Chiar mă întrebam dacă au plătit redevenţă ...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 23, 2022 - 21:12

Specter

Toate ca toate, dar eu fără cartofi prăjiţi nu-mi fac transplant!

posted on 1+1 gratuit: Organe


May 23, 2022 - 21:09

Specter

Eh, când cei mai tineri fani ai Rapidului se apropie de 40 de ani, or fi zis şi ...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 23, 2022 - 21:05

Specter

Sunt două variante aici: a. Ei nici nu s-au gândit dacă o să meargă maşina aia ...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 20:54

Specter

Oare regula de cinci secunde se aplică şi la compresor?

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


April 2, 2022 - 13:48

logical

pare că nu...

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


April 1, 2022 - 10:30

Adi

La multi ani? Mai primeşti ceva anul ăsta?

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


February 22, 2022 - 12:18

Specter

Măcar nu au fost 18...

posted on i-a luminat farul


February 10, 2022 - 11:54

Specter

Scrie chiar de două ori! Oare a uitat că a scris prima oară, sau chiar l-a mai c...

posted on certitudinea marilor împliniri

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şi alte logici

he SAW the back of his head
he SAW the back of his head

Saw II

nush ce sa zic... mult mai prost decat prima parte... asta a fost un horror banal... doar sfarsitul ce-l mai salveaza un pic sa primeasca acolo o nota de plutire...

nota 8

Tags: none Monday January 5, 2009 - 20:55pm (EET) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
"smoking is only poisonous when it ends in bloodshed"
"smoking is only poisonous when it ends in bloodshed"

Saw I

am zis sa vad si eu in sfarsit seria asta de horrori de care vorbeste toata lumea... pe primul il mai vazusem o data acu cativa ani da nu mai tineam minte nimica... so...

este fucked up, not-boring, catchy, creepy (just the picture above)... but not scary... oricum, probabil cel mai bun horror

nota 8.75

Tags: none Sunday January 4, 2009 - 16:43pm (EET) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
"i was 27 years old the first time i died..."
"i was 27 years old the first time i died…"

The Jacket

the crazyman who goes into the future to find out how he dies, gets back in the present and stops the death of another person, fapt care e chiar cauza mortii lui...

te ia de cap la inceput dar cand intelegi ideea nu-ti mai ramane decat sa intelegi si sfarsitul...

adrien brody este perfect in rolu asa... and again, keira... ce naiba e cu fatuca asta, ea oare mananca vreodata ? cate kile are, 15 ?...

nota 8.75

Tags: none Sunday January 4, 2009 - 14:05pm (EET) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
temporary suicide
temporary suicide

ne-am intalnit azi sa jucam primele jocuri de Go... a fost interesant, e chiar un joc frumos, captivant, nu va depasi niciodata sahul ca nimic, dar este acolo sub el...

some stupid shit scrise de cretzu si adaugite de mine inspirate de ziua de azi:

Go rules of conduct:

1. On Go Stones Materials

  • – Stone (duuh)
  • – Glass
  • – Plastic
  • – Chinese paste (not made from Chinese)
  • – Skittles (white and orange)
  • – Sugar is not to be used as Go stone material if licking the stones is allowed
  • – Feces, dry (churned white, after eating a lot of rice) and fresh (hard-cut brown) are not to be used as Go stones, as they have a tendecy to mix together in the Go bowl and stick to the Go board (and fingers)
  • – It is considered impolite for the guest to smash the host’s own stones into spare Go stones. Exception: This is allowed when the host is female, because it is not possible.
  • – Little huddled Chinese men (with paint) (not included with the set)
  • – Chewing gum (when also black). For the players’ safety, it is recommended that twenty Chinese be used for the chewing. (also not included with the set, as they wouldn’t fit into the box)
  • – Buttons (when Chinese)
  • – Your own pair of nuts may be used as Go stones only if you have a terrible disease that alters one’s nut colour.

2. On Eating at the Go Board

  • – The Go board is not edible (unless specified)
  • – The Go stones are not edible. There are no exceptions to this rule. Eating the stones exhausts them and may hinder the game further on.
  • – Exceptions to the previous rule: white and orange skittles, if you don’t feel pety for that which sold them to you.
  • – The guest may eat over the Go board at will, if provided, though the host is supposed to initiate the process (“ia bah si mananca”). The host is supposed to gather the crums following the Go game and the guest’s departure (“fir-ar ai dreacu de nemancati”).
  • – The host is obliged to not curse the guest for making crums (this rule does not apply in European countries).
  • – The guest is not allowed to spill tea on the Go board
  • – The guest may spill soda, and other non-tea drinks (except curdled milk and gasoline) on the Go board, but only when accidental. This may only happen once a month.
  • – Only the host is allowed to eat crums from the Go board directly.
  • – The host may nibble on the Go stones. The guest is expected to restrain himself.
  • – The guest is not allowed to lick the Go stones (especially when made out of feces), as the host should at all times feel safe to do so (licking the stones spreads germs, touching not).
  • – When the guest ingests a Go stone, he is expected to return it at the end of the digestive process. When possible, the digestive process may be rushed so that it occurs entirely within the host’s house (the guest is to be allowed privacy while recovering the stone).
  • – When the host ingests a Go stone, the guest has no obligation of retrieving it (unless it is his fault)
  • – Go bowls are not to be used for tea or other liquidy materials that may be served over the course of the Go game.
  • – If you use the Go bowls for meal service, make sure to retrieve all the Go stones a priori. If not, the guest will be exempted from the thrice-previous rule.
  • – Ingested Go stones are not to be re-ingested (if needed, ingest clean one)
  • – If the guest touches the Go stones with oily hands, it is considered polite to wipe them on the guest’s own clothes (unless provided napkins). The host may decide to keep their Go stones oily for personal rea
    sons. (the guest may never ask why).

3. On Go game designs

  • – The players are obliged to try and draw the swastika sign whenever possible, preferably with black stones.
  • – Erotic drawings are forbidden if playing against gay opponent.

4. On Whizzing

  • – Under NO CIRCUMSTANCE is the guest allowed to whizz on the Go board or in the Go bowls.
  • – The host is obliged to direct the guest to the place of whizzing (toilet)
  • – The host is obliged to hold the guest’s pecker while he whizzes, if the guest demands it
  • – If the host fails or refuses to direct the guest to the place of whizzing, the guest may whizz on the Go board only if he may truthfuly use the excuse of no longer being able to hold himself. His pecker will not be held and comments about it’s size are forbidden (especially when playing against Chinese as they tend to be pretty small).
  • – If one of the players urgently needs to take a shit then the Go board will be carefully transported to the bathroom and the opponent will hold the board in front of the toilet seat and ignore the screams of making.
Tags: none Saturday January 3, 2009 - 22:47pm (EET) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
la parter locuiesc locatari
la parter locuiesc locatari

bah nene... absolut toti administratorii de bloc tre sa fie complet idioti ?

Tags: none Friday January 2, 2009 - 18:36pm (EET) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
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