Margot At The Wedding

lent si prost... singurele minute cat de cat interesante sunt scenele cu jack black... in rest, cam nimic...

nota 7.50

Igor

o animatie tare haioasa... :D... si il are pe eddie izzard printre voci... si pe steve buscemi...

Brain: I was the one who changed the channel on her brain wash.
Igor: What?
Brain: Yep, and if she had been evil, she would have let us all die. So technically, I’m the one who saved us. But no need to thank me. Actually, a "thank you" would be nice. It could be in the form of a card or a poem, your choice. I also like ponies.
[Igor picks up an axe]
Brain: An axe ? I don’t want an axe. That’s crazy. Why would you offer me an axe?
[Igor chases Brain with the axe]
Igor: You made my monster an actress!
Brain: This is why people are afraid of hunchbacks! This! Right here!
Eva: Oh! What play are they rehearsing?
Scamper: "Brain-Dead".
Brain: Don’t let him kill me!
Scamper: It’s gonna be a smash.

nota 8.75

Pineapple Express

"from the guys who brought you Superbad"... asta zice cam tot... :D

nu e chiar atat de funny ca Superbad, dar e mai bun decat multe alte comedii... chiar am ras cu pofta la destule faze... cand incearca sa sparga parbrizu la masina cu picioru si ii ramane blocat in geam a fost genial...

Angie Anderson: Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn’t count!
—
Robert: Are you high?
Dale Denton: What? No!
Shannon: You are high as a fucking kite!
—
Red: Why don’t you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale Denton: I’m chill. I’m chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don’t seem chill.
Dale Denton: I’m more chill than you.
Red: You’re more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Red: Look what I’m wearing. Kimono, dog. What’re you wearing?
Dale Denton: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly.
—
Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale Denton: I’m just – I’m kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It’s weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
—
Saul: Let’s roll, man! I’m done with the woods! Let’s go! C’mon, man, let’s get the fuck outta’ here!
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Okay... Uhh let’s go... No... It’s not working... the battery’s dead.
Saul: Wait...! What do you mean it’s dead?
Dale Denton: [laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery’s dead. The battery’s dead!
Saul: No, no! What do you mean, the battery’s dead?
Dale Denton: How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It’s deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
Saul: [frustrated sigh] How did this happen?
Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-...
Saul: Aw, man... Talk radio?
Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide.
—
Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin’ Friends Forever, man!
—
Police Liaison Officer: What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Dale Denton: Oh, oh, it’s a roach. It’s a joint. I have anorexia. Honest, I thought it was decriminalized.
Police Liaison Officer: Selling drugs to minors has *not* been decriminalized. I’m the police liaison officer with this school, and I just saw a bunch of my kids comin’ around the corner with their eyes as red as the devil’s dick!
—
Dale Denton: Couscous – the food’s so nice they named it twice.
—
Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
Dale Denton: No! Don’t fuck us anywhere!
—
Red: Do you know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat’s birthday today.
Dale Denton: I don’t see a cat in here. I’m sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who’s the funny guy?
—
Dale Denton: He fucking killed him!
Saul: Who killed who?
Dale Denton: A cop, a lady, and a guy!
Saul: A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That’s like a massacre.
—
[He shows them his shaved armpits]
Red: You see this? You see that? There’s no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What’s the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.
—
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
—
Saul: Oh, sic
k! You threw up on my printer!
Dale Denton: I did.
Saul: You break it?
Dale Denton: I hope not.
—
[Saul throws his cell phone into the woods after suggesting that they can be traced]
Dale Denton: Whoa! What the fuck was that?
Saul: I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
Dale Denton: What tree?
Saul: That one.
Dale Denton: Why didn’t you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?
Saul: I don’t know! How often does somebody smash things? I’m rusty, fuck.
Dale Denton: Oh, man, did you at least see where it landed?
Saul: I don’t know. Just call it.
Dale Denton: Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed!
Saul: [pauses] Y’know, I bet they can’t even triangulate those things.
Dale Denton: Well, you shouldn’t have said anything, because now you convinced me they can! You were very convincing back there!
Saul: Okay, okay. Fine, I’ll go find it. Fuck.
Dale Denton: Do you see it?
Saul: See what?
Dale Denton: The phone, you idiot!

nota 8.75

The Darjeeling Limited

alt film de Wes Anderson, cam in acelasi registru cu Life Aquatic dar mai lipsit de esenta... se cunoaste mana aceluiasi regizor in anumite puncte dar nu peste tot...

good acting din partea celor trei... intr-un film care se bazeaza mult pe mimica fetei conteaza mult...

Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It’s on rails.
—
Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
—
Him: I don’t want to become friends and then fuck and to be weird in the morning after...
Her: I promise you i’ll never be your friend
—
Patricia: If we say it without words...

nota 8.75

in primul rand, am fost azi la specimenul de mai jos, ca sa constatam ca nici macar nu s-a uitat peste lucrari, daduse notele asa "statistic, pe baza de esantioane"... ne-a marit la toti cu un punct ca sa scape de noi...

in al doilea rand, iar am avut examen azi, unul mult mai serios... Bazele Tehnologice ale Microelectronicii, cu Mircea Bodea... materie interesanta (nu toata), curs bine tinut (nu tot), destul de greu... am luat 9 ca n-am avut decat 2 zile la dispozitie de invatat ca am fost si pe la service... oricum, 9 e mult la materia asta, sunt multumit

acuma, legat de saptamana asta in general, a fost plina de umor... in primul rand, Eddie Izzard... categoric cel mai bun stand up comedian ever... depaseste cu usurinta pe oricine (pe rowan atkinson de pe vremuri cel mai greu, dar il depaseste)... Dress to Kill si Glorious sunt doua capodopere, in total 3 ore si ceva de ras cu lacrimi... impecabil.. tot respectul pentru Eddie...

apoi pe la Jay Leno: "there’s a new film out this week, it’s called "Monsters vs. Aliens"... yeah, good luck taking the wife to that... and i think it’s based on a true story... yeah, it is"

la Bodea prin cursuri: "indignarea produce versuri", "normal ca procesele tehnologice degaja gaze periculoase, dar stiti cum e, nu te uiti cu chibritu sa vezi nivelu din rezervoru la masina", "la epitaxie se degaja cantitati enorme de hidrogen, care din cand in cand explodeaza, astfel ca incinta in care se face epitaxia are tavan flotant, cand explodeaza se ridica si apoi revine la loc"

azi la facultate, vopseau niste muncitori usile de la parter... cand au terminat, au luat sculele in brate si au dat sa plece... un cretin a luat scaunu in brate si cand sa iasa cu el pe usa frumoasa proaspat vopsita s-a infipt ca boul in ea si a facut-o praf... :D... muncitorii in romania, no comment

tot azi, Bodea, cand ii recorecta lucrarea lu tzutzu, caruia nu-i ieseau punctele ca sa ia 10, da totusi vroia sa-i dea: "ei, cum facem ? il scoatem cu forcepsul sau prin cezariana ?"