Juno

destul de comic si interesant datorita Elenei Page care a fost geniala... daca a pierdut oscarul in favoarea Ecaterinei Winslet atunci de abia astept sa vad si The Reader...

totusi, ma asteptam la mai mult din partea lui... parca m-a dezamagit un pic...

nota 8.75

Rachel Getting Married

una din nominalizate la oscar pentru cel mai bun rol feminin era Anne Hathaway (care mie nu prea imi place, are ceva ce imi provoaca o alergie vizuala) pentru rolul din filmu asta...

filmul este o porcarie... regie de cacat, filmat intr-un mod absolut oribil, o gramada de scene de umplutura si o coloana sonora oribila... si toata lumea vorbea despre el ca despre unul din cele mai bune filme ale anului... poate daca nu s-ar fi filmat altele...

iar performanta Annei este in cel mai bun caz decenta, pe alocuri chiar oribila (cam cum plangea Starbuck in primele episoade din Battlestar Galactica din sezonu 4)...

nota 7

Deadlock

unu din cele mai proaste filme ever... a fost totusi super pe fast forward fara sunet... am ras in hohote cu cretu si cu seba... de fapt toata ziua am ras... si la go, si la filme... seba cu branza lui...

nota 4

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

recomandat de nea frigideru... nu e chiar film, e mai mult live-parody, o idee interesanta...

unele replici sunt chiar geniale...

Exeter: Now place your hands above the rail
[hands suddenly attach to the rail]
Exeter: ... they’re magnetized.
Crow T. Robot: And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.
—
Tom Servo: Ah, they’re going 65, so they’ll be there in 3 BILLION years...
—
Tom Servo: Captain’s log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.
—
Mike: Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.
—
[seeing the desolate, war-ravaged surface of Metaluna]
Mike: This must be what went on in Salvador Dali’s head.
—
Exeter: Into the converter tubes. Ruth, you take the first tube. Cal, you take the second.
Cal Meecham: What about you?
Exeter: I’ll take the third tube.
Tom Servo: [as Cal] Oh, right. Stupid question.
—
alien spaceship catches plane in tractor beam]
Mike Nelson: I’m beginning to think they’re not from around here.
Tom Servo: No, I bet you they’re English, or Canadian.
—
[as entire mountain explodes]
Tom Servo: That’s what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave!
—
Crow T. Robot: [as Cal beats a MutAnt in the head] Oh, I’m very vulnerable there! Oh, there go the piano lessons! I can’t remember my dad!
—
Mike Nelson: [as the Universal-Internation Presents credit comes up] Doesn’t the fact that it’s universal make it international?
—
Cal Meecham: [Struggling with the controls of his jet] I have no control...
Mike: I keep eating and eating.
—
[as Exeter’s flying saucer catches fire]
Crow T. Robot: "Service engine soon" I wonder what that’s all about.
—
Tom Servo: If not satisfied with this movie, please return unused portion for a full refund.
—
Crow T. Robot: Don’t leave me with the Germans!
—
Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?
The Monitor: To your Earth.
Exeter: A PEACEFUL relocation...
Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.
—
Crow T. Robot: [as Joe comes down the stairs] This is a job for "Weenie man!"
—
Benkitnorf: I don’t know. Geez... let’s see, maybe this does something...
[pushes button, zapping Servo]
Benkitnorf: Crap. That’s not it. Hang on...
[gets manual]
Benkitnorf: Okay. Did you use the Intensifier Disc?
All: Yes.
Benkitnorf: Turn the controls 18 degrees to the left?
All: Did that.
Benkitnorf: Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?
All: No.
—
Exeter: They’re concentrating all their attention on Metaluna. Those flashes of light – they’re meteors. Hundreds of them! The intense heat is turning Metaluna into a radioactive sun. The temperature must be thousands of degrees by now.
Crow T. Robot: Cooler by the lake.
Exeter: A lifeless planet. And yet...
Tom Servo: Rents are reasonable!
Exeter: Yet, still serving a useful purpose, I hope. Yes... a sun, warming the surface of some other world – giving light to those who may need it.
Mike: "Still, your whole family died. That’s a bummer, huh?"
—
Tom Servo: [Zagon bomb explodes en route to thought-transference chamber] "Golly, those doggone Zagons are really licking us, huh! Well, let’s go get your brains scrambled...”
—
Crow T. Robot: [as ship descends into fantastic Metaluna landscape] Looks like Dr. Seuss designed their planet!
Tom Servo: Oh, they’re flying into a Roger Dean album cover.
Crow T. Robot: They’re very into "Yes" on this planet.
Tom Servo: Hee hee!
Mike: International flights always get the gate furthest from the terminal.
Tom Servo: Remember, we’re parked in the &quot
;Denubrian Slime Devil" lot!
—
Tom Servo: Self cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
—
Mike: Yeah, let’s slip awayy under cover of afternoon in the biggetst car in the county!
—
[Inside the environmental tubes]
Crow T. Robot: Wow this must be what its like inside a bong! Whehue!
—
[as Tom Servo reads the opening credits:]
Tom Servo: Okay, let’s see here... Shatner, Shatner... no, doesn’t look like he’s in this one; we’re safe.
—
Cal Meecham: Check rate of radioactive decay.
Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!
—
[after breaching the hull in an escape attempt]
Crow T. Robot: Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.
[Everyone is being sucked into the vacuum of space]
Crow T. Robot: Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is. "Breach Hull – All Die." Even had it underlined.
—
Crow T. Robot: Hey! Who sneezed on the credits?
—
Tom Servo: Suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor.
—
Exeter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera will pick up nothing but black fog.
Tom Servo: Oh, it’s a Goldstar.

nota 8.50

The Green Mile

un film lung facut dupa o carte de Stephen King... nu m-a plictisit absolut deloc, ba chiar mi-a placut ca din cand in cand parca se schimba tema principala... si mi-a placut si Tom Hanks, normal...

tre sa recunosc ca am luat filmu prima data in anu 2 cand eram indragostit de roscata si avea pe 360 o lista cu filmele preferate... asta era unu din ele... da de atunci n-am apucat sa-l vad...

si inca ceva, nu stiu daca am mai vorbit despre asta, cred ca nu... traducerea filmelor in romaneste... este o chestie absolut oribila, facuta cred ca de cei mai mari cretini, pentru cretini... absolut toate filmele sunt traduse ca pentru idioti la noi, pierzand absolut tot farmecul metaforic al titlurilor... de exemplu, asta este Culoarul Mortii... Shawshank Redemption e tradus Inchisoarea Ingerilor... wtf ???... Meet Joe Black – Moartea in vacanta... lista este infinita...

nota 9.25