Iron Man

are cateva faze genial de amuzante si alte cateva efecte speciale pe care nu le-am vazut in alta parte (rimeaza)...

inteleg de ce s-a folosit melodia de la black sabbath la coloana sonora a filmului, dar oare producatorii au ascultat vreodata versurile care chiar n-au nimic de-a face cu un superhero...

nota 9.25

American Psycho

fucked up story si christian bale super acting... cateva faze funny si mult sadism moderat...

nota 8.75

Snow Angels

drama... foarte trist pe alocuri chiar daca nu e genul meu de film... si plictisitor pe alocuri...

kate beckinsale intr-un rol care nu ii evidentiaza frumusetea mai deloc... pacat

nota 8.50

The Large Hadron Collider in various tv shows:

• Alias (my imagination)

On the news: “today in geneva, they are planning to collide two electrons with the speed of light to reimagine the big bang moment.”
Sloane: “sydney, you’re going to geneva with dixon to steal the collider which was designed by rambaldi a million years ago.”
Vaughn: “you countermission is simple. when you retrieve the collider, you’ll give it to weiss in the airport, and we’ll make a copy that you’ll give dixon.”
Jack: “i’ll hack into the sd-6 server to build you an alias.”
Dixon, in geneva: “meet you at the extraction point.”
Sydney, in geneva: “oh my god dixon, sark is here.”
Sark: “hello sydney, fancy meeting you here.”
Ana Espinosa: “i was here first, but i always seem to loose.”
Irina Derevko: “you american fools, how are you gonna steal a 96 km long thingie ?”
J.J. Abrams: “my masterpiece”

• Lost (anca’s imagination)

Previously on Lost:

Jack: John, I can’t let you use that collider you found in the hatch!
John: the island will show us. If it’s a big bang the island wants, then we must fulfill our destiny.
Sawyer: screw you guys! I’m taking Kate to have sex in it! And there’s nothing you can do about it, doc!
Charlie: bloody hell, there’s a goddamn polar bear in it! Are you bloakes insane?
Sayid: we can’t go blind, we must find out what we’re facing first! We’ll split up in two groups to take it by surprise: Jack, Kate and me will go through the front door and Sawyer, Locke and Jin through the back door.
Jack: no! We can’t split up, we either live together or we die alone!
Locke: Jack, you must have faith, the island chose us as the only people who will survive after this experiment will blow up the planet!
Jack: you’re get us all killed! You can’t go on with this!
Locke: don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Hurley: do you think they have food there?

• Battlestar Galactica (my imagination)

Previously, on Battlestar Galactica:

Dualla: “Sir, dradis contact.”
Saul Tigh: “Action stations , action stations, set condition one throughout the ship.”
Gaeta: “I read... a large hadron collider, carring la la la, bearing trilulilu”
Apollo: “We should save it and give it shelter, maybe it’s hurt”
Roslin: “Baltar made the damn thing, we should throw him out of an airlock”
Cottle: “I need a smoke”
Chief: “Let’s go, go, go... we can fix it, whatever it is”
Baltar: “I could study it, if you give me a nuclear warhead and a couple of bombs”
Adama: “Whatever it is, i will not have it aboard my ship. You are good kids, keep doing your jobs.”
Starbuck: “It will show us the way to earth. I can feel it”
Helo: “I think i love it”
Athena: “It’s my brother”
Number 6: “I’m sexy, the collider isn’t”
Romo Lampkin: “The bloody thing killed my cat”
D’anna: “I’ve seen the faces of the final five and the collider wasn’t one of them”
Hoshi: “Who am i ???”

Gone In Sixty Seconds

uninteresting story, bad acting, terrible directing... punct(e puncte)...

nota 7.50