Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

ok... cel mai hilar moment e chiar ultima secunda... titlul...

nota 8

Mr. Deeds

funny enough...

Longfellow Deeds: It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Longfellow Deeds: So how is the elevator business treating you, Reuben?
Reuben the Elevator Operator: Oh, it has its ups and downs.
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Chuck Cedar: We’re looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph: Wow! Is that’s Deeds’s first name?
Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you’re referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds’s first name.
Murph: Well, I don’t know Deeds’s first name, maybe it’s Greg.
Cecil Anderson: Maybe it’s Longfellow.
Murph: Maybe. But I don’t know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

nota 8

eu, si blogul, si monitorul, si aerul pe care-l respiri si pamantul pe care-l calci, iti uram un la multi ani clasic si sec, anexand pentru deosebire urmatorul moment poetic:

“în această zi delectătoare, minunat încântătoare,
îţi dorim, Ţie, al nostru negru soare,
fericire şi prosperitate”

si nu pot sa nu apreciez aproape sincronizarea concertului cu ziua ta... sper sa mori de fericire vineri...

deci m-am chinuit juma de ora sa-i omor... nenorocitilor... erau doi... acum pot sa ma culc linistit :D ma simt asa fericit de crimele comise...

Queens of the Stone Age – Mosquito Song

Eurotrip

vorbeam cu cretu ieri si mi-am adus aminte ca a zis ca pentru el, in ce priveste comediile, Eurotrip are nota 10... l-am revazut si eu... so:

Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam’s finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches?
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Scott: [In German] My German is ill, but I can understand you if the speaking is slowly.
Gunter: [In German] German! I have been driving for 3 days without sleep, and I’m wired on schnaps, Benezine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Jenny: What did he say?
Scott: He said he’s driving... something.
Scott: Berlin ?
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin...
Scott: He says he’s going to Berlin.
Gunter: [In German] Ya... I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin... I’m going NOWHERE NEAR BERLIN !
Scott: Get in the car... Berlin, here we come !
Gunter: [In German] I’ll drive this car off a cliff before i go back to Berlin.
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(in Bratislava)
Scott: Is there a train to Berlin soon ?
Slovak guy: Yes there is... they’re building it now !
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Jamie: [getting a blowjob] You really love cameras.

EDIT: credits-urile cu faza geniala din Amsterdam:

nota 9 (for a comedy)