încă un La Mulţi Ani...
se duce către colegu de service...
îmi pare rău pentru poză dar chiar n-am alta
tre să mă duc cu aparatu să-l prind în măreţia lui
pe noua lui Honda de 800 cc... delicioasă

VUM VUM... (spuse Honda...)

La mulţi ani, dacă îi vrei...
Poate vrei să mori tânără şi frumoasă
Să te sinucizi la cincizeci de ani
E treaba ta
Eu ţi-am oferit de unde să alegi.
La mulţi ani...
Scurţi din păcate
Dacă n-ai dormi
Ai trăi dublu.
.Punct.

) Cântă-ne ceva ! (

WELL, JUST FUCKING WATCH THIS

Helloween – Future World (Live 2006)

If you’re out there all alone
And you don’t know where to go to
Come and take a trip with me
To Future World

Cause we all live in Future World
A world that’s full of love
Our future live will be glorious
Come with me
Future World

You say you’d like to stay,
But this is not your time
Go back, find your own way to
Future World

Daca nu va scoate inima din piept si gatul de pe umeri,
macar va face sa zambiti...

si ce bine merge cu murakami...

Chuck Norris Facts:

• Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are:
  • 1. Heart Disease
  • 2. Chuck Norris
  • 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Chuck’s Favorites:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/